Thursday, November 09, 2006

beard protest

Yesterday I mounted a small protest against the beard that James has been cultivating for over 6 weeks. It had started to attract food and insects. James was also stroking it far to often, not unlike a loved pet.

Today the beard is gone!

3 Comments:

At 6:22 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

we men are weak to the ways of the woman.
we have nothing with which to defend ourselves against the weapons that god gave to you (collective women that is).

crafty persuasion
("don't come near me with that hairy face!")will always strike the winning blow.

the dude

 
At 4:05 pm, Blogger Katie said...

i have saved the shavings and have taken them to a carpet manufacturers where a highly skilled artisan is weaving me a natural chest rug as we speak.

James

 
At 3:09 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

that is incredibly industrious of you and has accidentally identified a gap in the fair trade market.

please find oxfam international phone no. below for exports.

0274645639201735728290102736(9374)

waste no time!!

the low rider.

 

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