I'm trying to get into the mind of a mosquito.
I want to know what makes them tick, how they work, their modus operandi.
I feel a bit like clara in silence of the lambs, or Robbie Coltrane in Cracker.
Why is it that the mossies' favourite snack is:
1. Ankle
2. Elbow
3. Ear
When i want to eat meat i go for:
1. Rib-eye
2. Fillet (chateaubriand)
3. Sirloin
Mossie: Rare
Me: Medium/medium rare
Thwack!!!
well hopefully the last thing to go through the mind of 'that' mossie was my pillow.
posted by Katie @ 10:38 pm
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diary extract....
it has been 6 weeks now and i think i have finally broken them down.
ankle, elbow, ear. ankle, elbow, ear. ankle, elbow, ear......
soon they will give in.
no one can take this kind of continuous calculated attack.
soon our rebel attack with be complete and the world will be ours!
(darkness decends on the room)
ha ha ha ha ha (evil laugh broken only by the sound of blood suckin)
victory is mine
Mossie
aka mark. miss you guys
I have developed a zen like power.
Last night, in the pitch black i heard a faint buzzing.
I waited patiently as it grew louder.
Instinctively i reached for the chop-sticks i keep by the side of my bed.
I lunged, heared the terrifying squeal of death (you need good hearing), and when i turned the light on i had impailed a particularly large mossies through its eyeball.
Mr Miyagi would be proud
I laughed out loud when I read this - amazing. Lou can fully feel your pain my friends. I, on the other hand just feel the occasional itch that then goes in about 30seconds. Life's so unfair isn't it? - cue smug grin..
;-)
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